Humor Me
Top 10 Complaints of Property/Casualty Actuaries
By Michael D. Ersevim

10) Those pesky autograph-seekers

9) The demanding schedule of also being an underwear model

8) Calculators are still too slow

7) The life actuaries have bought-out all the good ties

6) Being the moral compass all day long can be draining

5) The limits on gifts received from insurance commissioners are too restrictive

4) The exams are getting too "easy" and allowing four hours is three more than necessary

3) All of Feldblum's articles are too concise

2) Our dark tans betray our foot-loose and fancy-free lifestyles

1) Saving the world from tyranny one spreadsheet at a time leaves precious little time for catching up on volumes I- XC of the Proceedings of the CAS