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Disney Board of Directors Rumored To Hire An
Actuary As the New CEOShould that happen, informed sources speculate, investors should be prepared to act immediately. Company executives will not confirm that a press release will announce the following items:
Exciting thrill rides “The Reserves Roller Coaster” and “The Tunnel of No Risk–No Return!”
Fun midway games, including “Estimate Your Net Worth” at fully stocked fishing ponds and “Guess The Reserve Position” of industry asbestos claims!
Swimming and volleyball on the beach at “Mickey’s Club Med-Mal!”
Disney’s latest innovation in personal finance, “Goofy Increased Limits Factors,” assures that visitors never max out their Visa and MasterCard accounts!
New reality-based game for ABC television network: “Fear Development Factor!”
—Michael Ersevim
