aquarius = doomed

TBates@westfield-cos.com
Tue, 11 May 1999 11:22:22 -0400

I just checked my may horoscope (on the go network) and here's what I found
buried midway through it:

"This month, one day that is certainly not your day is May 7,
when Uranus (your ruler, and planet of the unexpected) decides to
challenge the Sun (authority figures). I would suggest you keep
your head under the desk and out of the line of fire. If you look for
trouble, you will find it!"

Assuming part 6 takers birthdays are uniformly distributed, about 1/12th of
us (born under the sign of aquarius) are already doomed. Oh, and by the
way, I left question 23 blank, so there's no help in answering that
question based on the faulty answer I had on the exam.